Funny footy questions

Bomb disposal · Ballet teacher · Library whisperer · Crash test dummy

Argue about the footy tipping · Microwave fish · Rewatch their own mistakes · Nap in the dark

Pretty Good Round · The Long Weekend of Traffic · Brisbane Gets Busy · Everyone Come to Queensland

Room temperature sushi · A single grape · Spicy custard · Kale chips

Never again · Is it full time yet? · I can't feel my legs · Anyone got water?

Just do your best, boys · Has anyone seen the bus driver? · Win or lose, I'm off to Bali · I've already booked Mad Monday

Good game, mate · Need a lift home? · My nan saw that one from Dubbo · Want my glasses?

Next year. Probably. · Still here, still trying · At least the jerseys are nice · Loyalty is free

Why always me? · Mind the hands · I should have been a cone · Just once, kick it straight

A silent retreat · The local library · The coach's holiday house · A dry town

Sack the coach · Bring back the old jersey · Worst team I have ever seen · Who even is this bloke?

Slow Joe · Butterfingers · Touch Judge · The Bench

He was finishing his pie · Couldn't find the remote · Phoned a mate to ask · Rewatching it for fun

The Speed Humps · The Dropkicks · The Nans · The Tradies Who Never Turn Up

Who ate my orange slices? · Has anyone seen my car keys? · Just score more than them · I've got nothing, lads

A cane toad in thongs · A sulking cockroach · A traffic cone · A meat pie with feelings

Tofu snags · Your ex · The other team's jersey · A salad nobody asked for

Got lost on the way to the gym · Hamstring went on the couch · Thought it started in March · Was carb loading

Props can kick field goals · Refs wear GoPros · Every try earns a sausage roll · Golden point is settled by dance-off

Don't make me run · I've got a dinner booking at nine · Play nice, my mum's watching · Nobody touch my whistle

A mime teaching tackle technique · The coach's nephew on recorder · A PowerPoint on the salary cap · Interpretive dance about the bunker

The score of a 40 point loss · The coach's face, misspelled · The bunker logo · "Next year" in Latin

Last week's sports drink · Holy water · Mostly tears · Dad's homebrew

Knock On Wood · Forward Pass Me The Mic · The Six Again Hour · Sin Bin Diaries

Phones go in the esky · Whoever drops the ball buys the round · Nobody mentions the season · Costumes are compulsory

A funeral home · A laxative · The other club's leagues club · A dating app

We'll get 'em next year · New phone who dis · I'm switching codes · The ref cost us that

You up? · Bring your boots, we're going for a run · Check the team list · Can I borrow your car?

Baby Shark · Tiny Dancer · My Heart Will Go On · The Wiggles, Fruit Salad

Has anyone seen my mouthguard? · Left! No, my other left · No idea, just run · Give it to the big fella

The kicker had a cold · Mercury was in retrograde · We peaked in the trials · The bus driver got lost

Run it straight, Jaxon! · Who's on oranges this week? · Ref, he's eight, not a hitman · Nan's yelling at the linesman again

A receipt for a new pair · Last season's orange slice · A note from the coach saying "no" · Your nan's teeth

Pretend you're hurt, we need a breather · The coach says you're dropped · Have you seen my car keys? · Smile, you're on the big screen

The Shed of Doubt · Slow Motion Central · The Room Where Tries Go To Die · Nana's Lounge Room

Will the owner of the white Hilux please move it, it's on the field · The pie warmer has been switched off for the season · Tonight's halftime act is a 40 minute slideshow · The beer has run out

Wearing your mouthguard on your head · Kissing the corner post for luck · Only eating blue food on game day · Running out backwards

Who brought the lollies · Dinner plans · Whether this counts as cardio · A really good lasagne recipe

A year's supply of orange slices · A voucher for half a pie · Your own seat in the Bunker · A signed photo of the ref

Rock, paper, scissors with the coaches · First to finish a meat pie · Penalty shootout with the props kicking · Whoever the crowd boos least

I'll have the salad, thanks · Can we go a bit easier in contact? · Pass it to me, I'll grubber it · I just love a long warm up

Gary the Grass Stain · Captain Hamstring · Sir Knocks-On-A-Lot · The Bunker Bunny

Two days of trust falls with no one catching · A very competitive game of Uno · The coach reads out his poetry · Somebody loses a boat

Mind the seagull! · Your shoelace is undone! · I left the oven on! · Is that your car on fire?

Times a winger checked his hair · Metres gained arguing with the ref · Pies eaten by the crowd per half · Dummy passes to nobody

A full suit of armour, no toilet breaks · The coach, perfectly · A wet sponge · The salary cap

I barely touched him · I needed a sit down anyway · Ten minutes? I'll take twelve · Can someone grab me a pie?

The wind told him to · He was aiming for his mum · Thought it was a different game · Wanted a closer look at the crowd

The water boy, holographic · A blurry photo of the Bunker · The kicking tee, signed · Someone's uncle, for some reason

Hey mate, quick favour, can you play hooker? · Pre-season starts tomorrow at 5am · Coach saw your Instagram · Bring your own jersey this week

A slow, sad bow · Handing the ball to the ref and apologising · A 40 second interpretive dance · Calling your mum on the sideline

Run good · Don't drop it · Who keeps taking my markers · A detailed drawing of a pie

The other state's jersey · A neutral opinion · Your cousin who supports the other side · A salad

Tries worth more if you yell "Bingo" · Props must wear roller skates · Every sixth tackle is a dance-off · The ref gets one try per half

Hire a mascot before a coach · Find a ground that isn't a cow paddock · Sign someone's nephew · Order way too many jerseys

Whether his hair is holding up · What's for dinner · Why nobody passes to him · The crowd at the far end is looking at him

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